I looked on the internet for a witty name,but nope

[I looked on the internet for a witty name,but nope]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[canipetyourcats]

I’M GOING TO GROW CATNIP IN MY BACKYARD

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[I looked on the internet for a witty name,but nope]

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

[basicallybeesus]

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

[officialunitedstates]

yeah that’ll work

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[russianhookers-and-cheapgin]

[x]

[janto-owns-my-soul]

I worry about that man sometimes. 

[lokiwholockfactory]

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[wingsofnight]

Don’t let the personal get in the way of the professional.

ecolookhere | wingsofnight

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[psych2go]

For fun!

PS: Forgot to mention, you can only pick 1.

[surprisebitch]

easy i’ll pick the orange pill. then master the art of being an alchemist then create these pills with my bare hands and then take them all then i’ll be immortal and unstoppable

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[normal-is-boring-be-weird]

The only thing i can think about is: Captain Ballerina

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[godtie]

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

[themostamazingphil]

I tried to scroll

[1971endlessthoughts]

I tried to scroll too

[squeekylittlemeercat]

It never works.

[I looked on the internet for a witty name,but nope]

[marxssoul]

fight the system

[I looked on the internet for a witty name,but nope]

• Teachers: Only 15 minutes of homework per night.
• Me: And by 15 minutes you mean 30 minutes of homework every night, each subject.
• Me: Lets see...30 minutes times 8 subjects, is...
• Me: 4 Hours of homework.
• Teachers: But-
• Me: Let's see, plus eating dinner, playing sports, and different clubs, ETC.
• Me: Yep, ONLY 15 minutes.